*(A Gnomish Banger Hating on Wizards – To the tune of _Red Wine Supernova_) **(Verse 1)** She was a spellbook, pointy-hat bore, Thought she knew things I’d never known before. Tried to flex with her stupid Mage Hand, So I hit her with a wrench and she _did not_ land. I’m in the workshop, waitin’ for ya, Goggles on and my rocket boots (uh-huh). I just want you to make a move, But slow down, spellcaster, I see through you. **(Pre-Chorus)** I just wanna outsmart ya, Guess I didn’t quite think it through (nah-uh, nerd). Fell in love with the thought of you, Now I’m tied up, spellbound, burnt out. **(Chorus)** Baby, why don’t you come closer? Fireball supernova, falling into me. (Okay, y’all, let’s pick it up now!) I don’t care about your spellbook, Fireball supernova, counterspell for free. **(Verse 2)** I like (I like) what I build (what I build), Big bombs (no scrolls) that’s my skill (that’s right). You just told me, wizards outclass me, Baby, you wish—artificers blast thee. **(Pre-Chorus)** I just wanna outsmart ya, Guess I didn’t quite think it through (nah-uh, nerd). Fell in love with the thought of you, Now I’m tied up, spellbound, burnt out. **(Chorus)** Baby, why don’t you come closer? Fireball supernova, falling into me. (Alright, let’s make it loud now!) I don’t care about your spellbook, Fireball supernova, counterspell for free. **(Bridge - Spoken, Gnomish Chaos)** Well, back in my lab, I got a tinkered-up war machine. Okay, maybe it’s a crossbow And a few smoke bombs (don’t worry, they’re safe-ish). I heard you like magic— I got a wand that’s explosive, So baby, let’s get crazy, get hazy, Let’s make this staff go _boom_! **(Final Chorus - BIG GNOMISH ENERGY)** Baby, why don’t you come closer? Fireball supernova, falling into me. I don’t care about your spellbook, Fireball supernova, counterspell for free. --- This is **pure gnome energy**—**chaotic, gadget-loving, wizard-hating, and full of mischief!** **Artificer vs. Wizard shade** throughout, with lots of **explosions, tinkering, and counterspelling their nonsense.** Want to **amp up the anti-wizard propaganda** or add **more contraptions**? 🔥🔧✨