*(A Bardic Gnome Party Song – To the tune of Hot to Go!) **(Intro)** Five, six, Five, six, seven, eight! **(Verse 1)** I could be the one, or your best invention, Tinkerin’ away with some wild intentions! I don’t want the throne, but I’ll take this tavern, Pour another round, make the fireworks happen! **(Pre-Chorus)** Oh-oh, do you hear that sound? (Na-na-na-na, na) My gears are spinning all around! (Na-na-na-na, na) It’s like a hundred 99 degrees (Na-na-na-na, na) When you're rolling dice with me, rolling dice with me! **(Chorus)** **H-O-T-T-O-G-Gnome!** Spring and spin, now touch your toes! Raise your mug, now crossbow roll, Laugh it out, you’re hot to gnome! **H-O-T-T-O-G-Gnome!** Steam is up, now here we go! Tinker tricks, now watch me show, **H-O-T-T-O-G-Gnome!** **(Post-Chorus)** **H-O-T-T-O-G-Gnome!** You can take me hot to gnome! **H-O-T-T-O-G-Gnome!** You can take me hot to gnome! **(Verse 2)** Woke up alone in a pile of blueprints, I try not to care but I lost my tool kit! If you need a spark, come here, get with it, Built a magic cart, now you're riding in it! **(Pre-Chorus)** Oh-oh, do you hear that sound? (Na-na-na-na, na) Cogs are turning all around! (Na-na-na-na, na) It’s like a hundred 99 degrees (Na-na-na-na, na) When you're setting traps with me, setting traps with me! **(Chorus)** **H-O-T-T-O-G-Gnome!** Spring and spin, now touch your toes! Raise your mug, now crossbow roll, Laugh it out, you’re hot to gnome! **H-O-T-T-O-G-Gnome!** Steam is up, now here we go! Tinker tricks, now watch me show, **H-O-T-T-O-G-Gnome!** **(Bridge)** What’s it take to start a brawl? What’s it take to steal the show? Hurry up, I’ve rigged the table, roll the dice, it’s hot to go! What’s it take to get some trouble? Hurry up, let’s lose control! Hurry up, the night is young, pour it up, we’re hot to gnome! **(Final Chorus)** **H-O-T-T-O-G-Gnome!** You can take me hot to gnome! **H-O-T-T-O-G-Gnome!** You can take me hot to gnome! **(Outro - Spoken, Gnome Chaos Ensues)** "Whew, is it just me or is it getting hot in here? Oh wait, my backpack’s on fire—someone grab the water bucket!" "Who’s coming with me? No, seriously, I built a catapult, we’re launching in five!" ---