<div style="max-width:1100px;margin:0 auto;padding:14px 12px;"> <div style=" background: #0a0c12; border: 2px solid #7c3aed; border-radius: 18px; padding: 16px;"> <div style="text-align:center;"> <img src="Fizzle.png" alt="Fizzle portrait" style=" width:100%; max-width:520px; height:auto; border-radius: 18px; border: 2px solid rgba(124,58,237,.55); box-shadow: 0 14px 35px rgba(0,0,0,.18);"> </div> </div> </div> > [!abstract] GUILD ARCHIVE • PERSONAL HISTORY Fizzle was born in a goblin warren where his natural curiosity got him into trouble. When he saw wizards hurling fireballs and summoning storms, he became obsessed with magic. Stealing a spellbook from a wandering mage, he declared himself a _Grand Archwizard_ and started “studying.” The problem? Fizzle **can't read**. > For years, he carried his stolen spellbook, pretending to decipher its meaning by making up gibberish words. Instead of learning magic properly, he started mixing random herbs, chemicals, and other substances, calling them "wizard potions." Unbeknownst to him, Fizzle was naturally gifted at alchemy, brewing potent elixirs that mimicked spells—healing brews, explosive concoctions, and strange transformative draughts. > Adventurers and townsfolk alike were _convinced_ he was a powerful wizard after witnessing his creations (and the occasional massive explosion). In reality, he was simply a gifted alchemist, completely unaware of the truth. --- > [!info] **GUILD RECORD** >- **Potion Brewing:** Fizzle’s real talent lies in making potions, from healing elixirs to alchemical bombs. He assumes they’re "wizard spells in a bottle." >- **Mimicry of Magic:** His potions often create effects similar to spells like Fireball, Invisibility, or Cure Wounds. >- **Unpredictable Experiments:** Loves testing new brews, leading to unintended but often useful side effects. >- **"Ancient Wizard Grimoire"** : The stolen spellbook he _thinks_ he is reading. It’s actually upside down most of the time. >- **"Magic Wand"** : A bent stick he waves around dramatically while throwing potions. >- **"Robe of Arcane Mastery"**: A tattered old cloak covered in burn marks and potion stains. >- **Bag of Wonders**: A satchel full of random ingredients, potions >- **"The Philosopher’s Mug"**: A metal tankard he believes can "transmute any liquid into greatness" (it's just a normal mug, but his potions tend to work better when he drinks from it). >- **Horrible Spelling:** He labels potions but cant spell anything >- **Genuine Confidence:** He truly believes he’s a wizard and will argue with anyone who says otherwise. >- **Over-the-Top Wizard Persona:** Wears a big, floppy hat and speaks in exaggerated wizardly tones, calling himself "The Great and Powerful Fizzle the Magnificent."