Were back in the keet Qwimby walks downstairs showing off his new bag he bought it for his 'speacial'bullets. Steve has pancakes for breakfast. Orlan scolds her for eating too quickly. Kyo makes a sex joke about Big Guy Ellette tells Erin to get mushrooms to attack Qwimby for bag language They're all screaming at qwimby's legs and hitting him Orlan asks for a job; Steve asks for help repairing roofs in the goblin village. He gets offended by this. Kyo offers to help Isolde who shrugs him away, Kyo goes to her room to shit on her pillow, it's a very runny poo. It's awful. Her raven watched from the window. Anora Lynn is floating around the centre on top of the skull which seems to have grown in size. Quntin walks into the keep with a letter for the party, Qwimby takes it. The letter details a corruption spreading south in (PLACEHOLDER NAME) in the grasslands close to Velen. Sightings of large flying beast in the area. "Guys my friend "Threata Goodburg" would be sad with this we should fix it *cigarette drag*" Qwimby really wants to sort the problem The party ready's for the journey, it will take two days to get there. They climb into the cart, take their whimsy and go. Acoustic brother bear session. Orlan, Questionable morale choice. - left his friends to die and ran away as a coward on his first adventure. Really tries to justify it. Qwimby, What earns respect - Respect people with straight priority's and good Morales Ellette Biggest goal right now - MAGA and killing Zargathax Kyo Favourite child game - Chasing straw mice Steve Greatest fear - Loosing husband or friends (not the bees? I'm changing my answer) Qwimby first adventure - at watery bee they'd go to conference for bar tenders and the sort, but when they got there Qwimby and Wandenaro would Rob all the drink. Wan's uncle "Every JepStine" would bribe them with money and sweets but never went to his caravan Orlan - bestie is Graxen Ellette - would trust Kyo with a secret Kyo - back in henningfos there was a family Kyo would stay with, he missed them, they're dead Steve Magical Item - big pointy wizard hat to destroy to kill all wizards, wants to steal Elminster's and keep hiding it from him How would they spend the last month Orlan - spend with friends and go back to monastary Qwimby - go back sailing again Steve - find whoever causing it and kill them or beach trip with big Guy and friends exploding on the beach Kyo - tell where items are hidden then big suicide mission Ellette - Go see her family -BROTHER BEAR OVER- After first day of travel, it was uneventful - nothing happened (Suspicious) Day 2 - Evening time, we see a little goblin on the road crying as we stop, "mama, mama, mama!" And runs into the forest We all get down and go after him into the thick forest We follow the trail of the goblin, nothing seems to Rob the cart. As we get to a clearing, the child is next to goblin woman passed out by a tree. Standard human arrow Ellette walks over. Orlan tries to heal it from afar. This will max healing. Still appears to be just lying there. We all walk over. We all get trapped in a pit. We fall 60 ft. The goblin stands up. The little goblin starts to laugh. Ellette flies up holding her sword and hovers over them. They light a bomb and threaten to drop it on the party. Ellette uses a gust of wind to put it out. Steve uses mould earth making them both fall into the pit "Perception style" - Ray 2025 Steve tries to take the bomb, grabs the goblins wrist instead and it hits her wrist with a rock. We talk with them. They claim to be hungry. Bomb is just a threat to steal gold and clothes. Kyo growls at the little goblin. Kyo looks at the goblin bomb, it's fake. Kyo bites the little goblin, he passes out. Basically dead but not dying. Steve talks to the taller one, in common, it can't speak common, she speaks in goblin to them. They're grey goblins. Worried about racism. "No racisms" - Sarah 2025 Orlan can speak goblin. Kyo wakes up the other goblin. Menzoberranzan destroyed by dream vestige. Created by Zargathax. We send the goblins back to Alexandria. They're Portaled to Alexandria, Quintin is sent message of warning. We head back to cart. We reach to the corruption, there's satyr at the entrance. Mr. Tumnus type. He wrote the letter looking for help. He travelled to here to try and help but can't really help. There's problems in the Feywild starting to spread. Sylonus. Titania started lovely garden. Speaks about rumours for Ellette. Corrupted trees were the portal. Claugiyliamatar is the name of the creator, green dragon, old, very quick, He will take care to the trees. Orlan upsets him pretending to speak to trees. He runs away. Vowing to come back. WE head deeper into the forest. There is a faint mist along the ground, trees bleeding purple sap. Qwimby collapses having night terrors the trees were throwing dirt into his open mouth. As we head further, we seem to be heading in circles. The mist is growing and whispering names. The dragon name. Kyo climbs the tree and looks around it doesn't look like we've gotten far. The heart of the woods is deeper in. Less leaves in trees, there's a creaking sound. We head in direction towards. Steve writes there name on the tree using chalk Kyo had. Steve Wz Ear. Close enough. We continue to walk for another 40 minutes and come across writing again. Orlan wants to cast detect magic. "I don't want to shit on your idea but " - Sarah 2025 There's magic everywhere. Mainly necromancy and illusion. We was in another direction. Same thing. Steve suggests burning the forest potentially destroying an entire ecosystem leaving many creatures without their shelter and killing others. Kyo gets Orlan to clean the tree. We walk for another hour. Same thing. Kyo checks. We're in the same place. Kyo tries to jump to another tree and falls, Orlan fails to catch him. Ellette tries to cut off her shadow. It's directly under her light is from above. Kyo claws himself to see if he's awake. He is. Qwimby tries to see if anyone is looking at us. Ellette looks at the source of light. Dense treeline above us. Dispel magic on treeline, it breaks for a moment, corrupt dark trees above something rustling. Orlan casts true seeing on Ellette, place is fucked, kobold that is fucked Kobold can't move 30 ft away from Kyo. Vortex warp creature to Ellette cuts it head off. Illusion ends. Place is fucked. We're fucked. Steve wz 'ear written everywhere. Seems like we haven't slept for a day.