*After reading a note that said "to summon me call my name Thrice"* Zara "AY YO THRICE" Zara "Jesus wept, the poor Chicken" Zara "Worse than me pissing in it" Zara to a priest in training "No time for Nonces" Zara "Why do I have a tail? I thought I Killed myself" Ellette "We were drinking random potions to try cheer up a dyslexic middle aged goblin" Ellette "I accidently married them, Be happy or whatever" Steve "You only live because of Gnomish hospitality" *A horse named Trigger which screamed out "Ouch" periodically* Qwimby "I'm Going to pull the Trigger then" Zara to Morgar " I fuck people, But I don't want to fuck you" DM to Steve "You could have just asked for a different horse" Steve talking about the remains of Morgar " We can make a Morgar Lava lamp" *Conversation between two players* Karissa "His name is Oakley, after his favourite Tree" Graxen "Aww, That's Lovely" Karrisa "FUCK YOU" A Player "ELLETTE DOESN'T SLEEP ANYMORE" VV4R " It's Like I moved out of Utah" Steve "I'm average too tall for my race" Karrut "you can have a sample, not my Chlorophyll" A Player "Can I just cry on it? Will it make it salty?" VV4R "I think we need to genocide the fish people" Qwimby "Holy shit, the group IQ just went up. Where is Graxen and Steve?" Ellette "There's No quiet Way to throw wet corpses" Graxen "We have a goblin army, surely they can scrub the arse imprints out of the crockery" Graxen "Stop bringing up the Genocide" Steve "My Entire Family is dead" Fergal " She is occupying my Air hole" Morgar to Qwimby " You look like Child Birth" Steve " I'm not a child, I am an adult" Fergal "You can run fast?" Graxen "No, I'm depressed" Ellette to the BBEG " Why don't you just go and kill yourself" Graxen "I am the prince of depression land" Steve to Graxen "Why don't you guys bond over your dead brothers?"